I am a white shark not a mindless eating machine…Fish are Friends not Food
HAS THIS BEEN FICCED YET?
BECAUSE IF IT HAS, SOMEONE HAVE MERCY AND GIVE ME A LINK
IF IT HASN’T, THEN FANDOM, I AM NOT MAD, I’M JUST DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
Regarding Michael Fassbender
- I don’t understand
- how a man
- can have such broad shoulders
- and such a tiny waist
- I mean:
You are a triangle with legs.
So much truth.
‘One day each of you will come face to face with the horror of your own existence’ (x)
Does Loki know, that you’re flirting with his son?!
*[INSERT LOKI’S NONPLUSSED LOOK]* Oh please, my son has every right to be happy…
…but beware the person who makes Sleipnir unhappy! Or worse, cheats on him. So no more riding any other horses. And I guess, cuddling with bears is out of the question, too!
*imagines a fic where Fassy is brought to Asgard because Sleipnir chooses him as his “worthy mate”*
*imagines everyone’s confusion*
*imagines Fassy’s confusion*
*imagines Loki’s YOU SHOULD FEEL HONOURED, MORTAL!
GOOD CATCH, SON*
*howls with laughter*
If Tom Hiddleston is terrified of sharks, does that mean he’ll never be friends with Michael Fassbender?
I love both of these men and this is too fabulous XD