moonlight91:

I am a white shark not a mindless eating machine…Fish are Friends not Food

lostwiginity:

HAS THIS BEEN FICCED YET?

BECAUSE IF IT HAS, SOMEONE HAVE MERCY AND GIVE ME A LINK

IF IT HASN’T, THEN FANDOM, I AM NOT MAD, I’M JUST DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

Such an exquisite being.

sickasmysecrets:

phonebox-angels:

Regarding Michael Fassbender

• I don’t understand
• how a man 
• can have such broad shoulders
• and such a tiny waist
• I mean:

You are a triangle with legs.

So much truth.

‘One day each of you will come face to face with the horror of your own existence’ (x)

gokuma:

issabella:

gokuma:

issabella:

miagrey:

Does Loki know, that you’re flirting with his son?!

*[INSERT LOKI’S NONPLUSSED LOOK]* Oh please, my son has every right to be happy…

…but beware the person who makes Sleipnir unhappy! Or worse, cheats on him. So no more riding any other horses. And I guess, cuddling with bears is out of the question, too!

*imagines a fic where Fassy is brought to Asgard because Sleipnir chooses him as his “worthy mate”*

*imagines everyone’s confusion*

*imagines Fassy’s confusion*

*imagines Loki’s YOU SHOULD FEEL HONOURED, MORTAL! GOOD CATCH, SON*

*howls with laughter*

If Tom Hiddleston is terrified of sharks, does that mean he’ll never be friends with Michael Fassbender?

acrazygirlandherobsessions:

sab1991:

I love both of these men and this is too fabulous XD

turtletotem:

codenamecesare:

Another match ♥

vampire AU?